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Intro
- jr
- Hi, I'm James. Sometimes I travel. When I do, I blog about it. When I'm not traveling, I still blog, but it's not as interesting so you can ignore those ones.
Great Quotes
"I was having sex with my wife and I saw her look into a mirror and I asked her if she was looking at my naked body and she said no, that she was looking at her own naked body, and I told her she was a lesbian and she talked back to me. Then later she walked into a door and got that black eye." - Mark Driscoll
"If you wake up in the middle of the night and climb out of your tent and see two glowing red eyes about the size of baseballs and hear a deep, gutteral rumble as if hell itself is peering at you from the trees ... don't worry about it and just go back to sleep." - Larry Dawson, former Park Ranger
"If we had better health care they could have scraped my brother's brains off the trunk of that car and saved his life." - Ted Kennedy
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheat and he'll steal that fish, crack the dude over the head with a rock, and sleep with his wife." - The Apostle Paul
"Kingdoms will be conquered, bricks will be shit." - George W. Bush
"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I tune up "Butterfly Kisses" on Pure Country 91.3 and just let myself cry." - Barack Obama
"Women are like horses, they work better with a broken spirit." - Rick Warren
"Where are my pants? They were on when I left the house this morning." - Jimmy Bussington
My Writing
Blogger Buddies
Half Dollar Update
Blog Archive
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September
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- in this installment, james learns english from mat...
- in this installment, james freaks out.
- in this installment, james gives a tour of Gimpo
- in this installment, james gets an offer he can re...
- in this installment, james goes hiking in a graveyard
- in this installment, james finds almost free inter...
- in this installment, james finds free internet
- in this installment, james and matthew fall down i...
- in this installment, james posts a video that made...
- in this installment, james eats a shrimp burger
- in this installment, james lays down the law
- in this installment, james plays fire marshal
- in this installment, james stealthily films hot as...
- in this installment, james posts the second best f...
- in this installment, james needs a power adapter.
- in this installment, james proves that sarah was w...
- in this installment, james looks at a pig butt.
- in this installment, james posts another person's ...
- in this installment, james finally posts a video, ...
- in this installment, james battles bad technology ...
- in this installment, james fights a cold with his ...
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1 comment:
The dead seem to have a great time in America.
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